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Sicilian Rain Forest

The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.
by RalphyWiggum October 25, 2005
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off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.
It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)
by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006
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Oak forest

Oak Forest is the most awesome suburb city ever you can go around do whatever you want with everyone its a party all the time youre never bored! the park jewel or even at the library...do WHATEVER!!
by theman9867 April 15, 2011
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Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.
Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!
by J-Doggster March 13, 2011
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forescan

the male act of pulling back the foreskin (usually in a hurried trip to the bathroom) to scan the penis, checking that it is in suitable condition for anybody else to see it. A forescan can save sex lives.
Timmy knew that he was going to get some, so gave himself a quick forescan before making hs grand entrance.
by Ross1981 August 10, 2006
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ardennes forest

A dense forest located in Belgium between France and Germany. During WWII the Germans passed through the thought to be "unpassable" Ardennes forest. At the time this was the least defended sector in France, the Germans bypassed the Maginot line and seized France.

In retaliation, the French surrendered. Way to botch that one up you Frenchies.
"Zey are cooming thru ze Ardennes forest!"

"Impossiblay, it is 'Unpassable' you fool"

*Germans arrive*

"Ve surrendur!"
by CommandoDude February 7, 2008
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Leather Jacket Foreskin

An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.
Innocent bystander: *silent*
Drunk group: "LEATHER JACKET FORESKIN!"
by OG stank daddy May 15, 2013
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