Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

magic fist

when you punch a whore in the cum flaps so hard it leads to instant penetration, thus making the fist to vanish. Now that's magic.

'Can you explain this for me please?'

'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'

'I guess you mis-heard her then?'

'Fuck you cockknocker!'

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Dragon Fist

A sex act. The instigator inserts five fingers into the vagina of a female. An optional (but recommended) second step involves the spreading of the fingers once inside, causing the vagina to stretch to unheard-of and painful proportions.

Ali gave her the two-stage Dragon Fist! He stuck 'em in, then spread 'em!

by pondrthis July 9, 2010

turkish fist

The act of holding a kabab in your hand and ramming it as hard as you can into your partners gash.

She loved it when I served her the Turkish fist with a side of vengence.

by JBook July 18, 2006

Irish Fist

The insertion of a Guinness Beer Widget can into one's anus purely for sexual gratification.

Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

fish fisting

the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish

"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"

by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008

Thunder Fist

A superhero located in Louisville Kentucky that fights crime in tight black spandex leggings. He rains down retribution from the Heavens upon the evildoers and merciless alike. When he uses his signature punch named the "Thunder Fist Surprise" shock waves come out of the Crater and a monstrous roar suddenly appears. Many witnesses say that the roar sounds like a god yelling from Mount Olympus seeking revenge.

Mike-"Hey John you wanna go out tonight and go steal some cars and heckle some innocent old people?"

John- "Naw man didn't you hear about the Thunder Fist? he will rip us limb from limb. I have another idea lets go perform some nice charity work."

by Quntanamo April 1, 2009