an inexperienced halo player that tends to rely on noobish weapons like sword and rocket. see also, dickhead
by Kyle McSuck January 18, 2008
Get the rawk fistmug. when you punch a whore in the cum flaps so hard it leads to instant penetration, thus making the fist to vanish. Now that's magic.
'Can you explain this for me please?'
'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'
'I guess you mis-heard her then?'
'Fuck you cockknocker!'
'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'
'I guess you mis-heard her then?'
'Fuck you cockknocker!'
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
Get the magic fistmug. A sex act. The instigator inserts five fingers into the vagina of a female. An optional (but recommended) second step involves the spreading of the fingers once inside, causing the vagina to stretch to unheard-of and painful proportions.
by pondrthis July 9, 2010
Get the Dragon Fistmug. by JBook July 18, 2006
Get the turkish fistmug. Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
Get the Irish Fistmug. by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008
Get the fish fistingmug. The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"
Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!
by Redwall II April 19, 2012
Get the Monkey's Fistmug.