Little Farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals it there farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. Will never admit that she is a farmer though
by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019
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douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.
by Fabian guerr February 22, 2018
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a small corn farmer

a small corn farmer sits all day in his farm
a small corn farmer will break his phone after losing in 2 rap battles
by GreenScout but he just j May 26, 2022
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Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
Future farmer is life!
by Farmer funny November 09, 2021
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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 01, 2019
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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual
Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that
by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017
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Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020
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