First batch

The first batch of children from one couple (I.e. they had 2 children one year a part than took a break and had another 2...). also known as practice batch, these children normally have a lot of issues. And to some are treated like second class.

Second batch son: mom, why are the older kids so different? Mom: oh, their just first batch’s.

by She’ll know when she sees. May 27, 2020

Fiattitude

The fuck-it attitude adopted by Boomers at the stage in their life when they are finished paying for their kids' college educations, saving their failure-to-launch adult kids' asses, finished care-giving their elderly parents, retiring from their thankless jobs that millennials have taken over and disrespectfully made them to feel like dinosaurs and they are finally ready to begin living their lives for themselves! It is the attitude required to take them into the final and very best chapter of their of their lives!!

Since my kids are grown, my parents are gone, the house is paid off and I am retired, I have a freaking fiattitude!!!

by badboomer77 April 3, 2020

Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.

Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.

by GasMachine February 22, 2021

first born syndrome

When in The Sims 2 where you have a kid, exit the game and the next time you have another kid it's the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST CHILD besides gender....sometimes.

this is all because the game has a selection of faces a kid gets from 1 - 6 and its in that order, no randomisation, overtime you close the game it resets back to 1.

Lets say here that idk Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth start having babies
Don: Hey Timmy!
Cassandra: Bro, thats Jimmy....
Don: THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, ITS FIRST BORN SYNDROME DANGIT
*Tommy now starts running around*
Don: LOOK, TOMMY LOOKS DIFFERENT TO THE OTHERS BCS THE GAME WASNT CLOSED

by Jalwaysawake June 29, 2021

Firal

Adjective: A mix of fire and viral. Usually means “fire” but more exaggerated, but it also means viral/popular.

Woah dude… Your Lambo is extra Firal.

by stupidlilbeech July 23, 2021

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022

Fiat Mine

Work. The place where you collect the hard currency necessary to invest in crypto.

I can't go out for drinks Thursday night, I'm in the Fiat Mine until 12:30.

Crypto is doing terrible again. I'm going to have to put in an extra shift at the Fiat Mine if I want to eat this week.

by Weather_No_Blues March 13, 2022