Fat Hider

Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.

Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"

1. Harrison: omg...

Mike: What?

Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...

Mike: lol


2. Harrison: WTF!!

Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!

by Harrison S. & Mike S. June 25, 2008

Fat Stains

The build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing.

Aww shit, that fuckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy Fat Stains!

by DeathAtTheParty November 21, 2010

Fat Ass

A nigga that live in jimtown but don’t go to a gym, smoke all day, sleep on the floor, and got a dirty ass house

That nigga Carey is a fat ass because he live in jimtown

by Hsbfbd February 25, 2019

fat muzz

A derogatory term for an overweight, stinky dorito eating idiot.

Bro I was walking down to the servo and I saw the fattest fat muzz ever. It smelt like straight shit.

by Muzzatron September 26, 2017

fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles

look at that lard arse using his fat paddles

by madferret September 19, 2010

fat shack

Fat Shack (adjective) Usually used when smoking marijuana to describe when someone has taken a large hit or toke from a bong pipe or joint.

(Joe takes a large hit of marijuana)
Joe:Oh mann that was a fat shack
Bob: I know now im soo stoned

by shawn6589 September 1, 2008

Fat Rage

When a person get mad over food.

Kinda like nerd rage but with fat people and food.

Fat person: "You ate my cookies?!?!"
Normal person: "Dude, don't fat rage."

by Fiction. October 17, 2010