Ethan is a boy who loves memes A LOT and makes you LaUgH. he becomes friends with people really easily, and if your having a bad day you can talk to him because he makes you laugh. hes actually really cute to tho. and hes a big SmArT AsS. but there is one bad thing... He has a CHEATING ASS BROTHER WHO IS A WHORE AND CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND! but hes a bit slow so... back to Ethan, he is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and he likes to call people BITCHES... but i know hes joking..i think:/ hes they type of person to yell "FAGGOT" at the top of his lungs. well that is Ethan for ya. "im Ethan and im 14 slayin all these women wit my massive peen, i got a couple of hobby's besides bein blond, like preforming for my boys with my ribbon bitton, i drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. i used to skate bored but i knocked out a ball!"
ethan is odd
by sponge bob is thicc April 13, 2019
Get the ethanmug. by SenatorRert April 25, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. When you look into his eyes you puke. When you see his hair you pass out from how disgusting it looks. When your having a bad day it will get even worst when yo see his face. Their is no point in time when he is not acting or looking disgusting.
by 1002003000 February 11, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. a little bitch that broke me
by itsbrittanybeach November 23, 2018
Get the ethanmug. a faggot who plays fortnite and screams at the TV for no reason, ethans also wear a lot of Nike like a cringy 6th grader. Ethans also like to hit on older girls who are weird
by chickentendie123 December 27, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. The worst guy you will ever meet. He will first make you fall for him and you may date but he will never hang out with you and then get his ugly friend to dump you because he is a pussy and too scared to do it himself!He will go date his Ex and a few of your friends and you will feel like shit! THIS HAPPENED TO ME I HATE ETHANS!
by NVrzs=5-kngh, February 16, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.