The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

Elijah

Weed smoking, bass playing man who thinks primus is the greatest band of all time. He is not bald

That Elijah is pretty cool

by GonkMaster66 March 17, 2025

Elijah

Just that guy like fuck is you talking about

Pulls all girls

Has 30 million dollars

G.O.A.T

Damn you seen elijah I wish I was like him

by Nehahwnsndnd November 23, 2021

Elijah

He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you

Rachael: who is that pimped looking man

Elijah: that’s me champ

by Nunslayer68 November 23, 2021

Elijah

Elijah don’t care about what his name means on urban dictionary

Elijah don’t give ** about his name on urban 😂

by It’sthebo November 23, 2021