A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.
by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.
by Markkk123 January 24, 2022

Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong
by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022

The sweetest man you’ll ever meet makes you laugh has the best eyes in the world and he’s a big teddy bear. He can also have red flags like being disrespectful at times to others but never to the people who loves him the most.
by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

He's my handsome raccoon boy.
by bleviously January 17, 2024

The best person alive. Everyone knows and loves him. Someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by iluvlt28! June 11, 2023
