Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.

1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that

by Markkk123 January 24, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a g@y monkey. He has a big Shlong too. Don’t be fouled because he has such a big horse.

Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong

by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022

Elijah

The sweetest man you’ll ever meet makes you laugh has the best eyes in the world and he’s a big teddy bear. He can also have red flags like being disrespectful at times to others but never to the people who loves him the most.

Elijah is the man for me

by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Elijah

Retarted

Elijah is retarted

by Malik Jonson November 20, 2023

Elijah

He's my handsome raccoon boy.

Oh look it's raccoon named Elijah.

by bleviously January 17, 2024

elijah

The best person alive. Everyone knows and loves him. Someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Taylor: have you met Elijah?
Person: Yeah! He’s amazing!!!

by iluvlt28! June 11, 2023