Edward Cullen

1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.

2. Exclamation of disgust.

1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.

2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!

by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009

Going Edward

The act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite sex.

Boy:Wow, you look like you bleed nice.
Girl: WTF, now you're going Edward on me!?!

by sammer! January 11, 2009

cole edward thompson

best fake british person ever

cole edward thompson Ron Fender

by stephen fender August 24, 2011

Oliver Edwards

when referring to Oliver Edwards in the most southerly parts of england, you refer to the said person as a clumsy, lanky, general fool.

Oh you are such an Oliver Edwards as you just collapsed on the floor while attempting to catch a ball.

by halobrute117 November 8, 2012

The Edwards Test

An experiment to test the durability of an object, which involves suspending the object upside down

"I'm not sure if my models glue will hold together, I'll do the Edwards Test".

by Dunn3 April 8, 2020

Dirty daniel edwards

A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you can’t smell porn.

I was on a dating app and ended up doing a “dirty Daniel Edwards”

by Rupert bear April 17, 2020

Eduardo

Eduardo is a very kind person, he may seem mean sometimes but he is very kind. He is very smart and may act dumb, but he actually is. He is also very talented and has a bunch of talents but does not show it since he is very shy. He is also a ladies-man and may date a girl named Ariana or Kenzie

Guy 1: Who is that guy, he has a bunch of girls around him
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Right ahead of us.
Guy 2: Oh, he gets all the ladies
Guy 1: What's his name?
Guy 2: Eduardo

by TheSmartPants June 10, 2018