douche hammock 

A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.

"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)

douche hammock by talltimo October 25, 2011

douche my eyes 

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

douche my eyes by Verbal Slasher May 17, 2018

douche nozzle 

Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.

Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!

douche nozzle by Not1douche March 4, 2009

Douche Chill 

1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.

1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.

1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.

2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.

A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.

Douche Chill by chrispyr September 19, 2006

Douche Doucher 

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.

fuck you, you Douche Doucher

Douche Doucher by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008

douche-erella

a pansy ass guy who is a prick, and yet a metro-sexual/ pretty-boy ie. a princess prick/ douche bag

that pretty-boy aka douche-erella over there was a prick, he just smashed my shady hoodie and yet he's wearing a fkn murse.... what a faggot. he thinks he's better than me cause he's got a purse which he claims is a man-bag.... more like a fag-bag purse.

douche-erella by Marlee Bobb January 23, 2009

Douche-a-litus 

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.

'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'

Douche-a-litus by TandC May 5, 2009