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squealing dolphin

An act in which you are boning your lady friend and in the midst of her screaming of pleasure you would have to pull out and stick it in her pooper. Then she'll wail like a dolphin.
I was banging Rachel and I attempted the squealing dolphin, let's just say the police were involved.
by FappuccinoCream November 27, 2014
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couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
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dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists
wtf dolphins
by noplsbruh November 2, 2023
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Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing
Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!
by pentatonic July 20, 2023
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Dolphin Team

A discord server with truly the most intelligent members
Landon : yes I will make Dolphin Team
Josh : *joins*
by UltramanFan January 4, 2021
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Dolphin

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web
by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019
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boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.
by l2paegun September 28, 2019
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