Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.

Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet

by Ad93iwl25 May 1, 2018

Diet roach

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach”

Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them

by Feliciaglams July 21, 2020

Diet Coke

100000% better than regular coke. No debate, that’s the truth. Used to say something is better than something else.

Person 1: Wow that’s so Diet Coke
Person 2: You’re right

by L30N0524 August 2, 2018

an Englishman's diet

Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.

Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet

by EthanCannot July 23, 2023

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.

"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Diet cunt

Better version of skinny whore

You’re a diet cunt.

by Diet cunt January 31, 2025