Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

doo doo dinky shit

When the tummy grumbling and you pull a flash to the b-room and unlock you booty hole and deliver the doo doo and it makes a dink like sound as it hits the water

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITS AS IT DINKS ON THE WATER*
Also Guy 1: "Thats sum doo doo dinky shit"

by Prubz June 8, 2021

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021

Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021

Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

"no abortions" "oh so you're a doggy dick stick huh?"

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022