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Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018
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Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.
Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Doctor Doom Syndrome

A mental illness in which the person afflicted may be awesome in every way imaginable, yet they let one person prevent them from not being a dick.
Nate: I don’t get it, Frank’s got a steady job, he’s an accomplished musician, and he knows more than anyone I know, but he keeps acting like a dick whenever his ex is around.

Mat: He’s got Doctor Doom syndrome for sure.
by Nategt616 September 27, 2021
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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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Doctor

This word does not just pertain to people with the right to Indoctrinate children into shipping wards.

Extended terminology

A Doctor is any Practisioner with the best interest every person in mind

He loves and cares about each person separately as he would care for himself.
(He most likely would take care of the client better them himself)
We need a holistic doctor, we don't want the chemical medication.
by Adam Rhys Campbell April 17, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Doctor Mains

These people love Gay Sex to an extreme level
Man... I hate Doctor Mains
by LooseToenails May 13, 2021
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