Lil Depression

Lil Depression is the hottest rapper of the year, just listen to his newest and most hottest rap “A Depressville State of Mind.”

By lil depression
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.

The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.

I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.

Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.

I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.

I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.

Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.

A mayoed cat is quite the mat.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).

by A person locked in a basement August 24, 2022

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

DM Depression

DM Depression is a condition that you gain when everyone is too busy for a session, and constantly canceling and rescheduling last minute. Symptoms may include: sadness, pessimism, loss of passion, and a desire to just give up on your story.

Player 1: sorry, I’m too busy again, can we reschedule to next week?
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression

by Ididurmoms June 3, 2023

Depression good

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.

Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!

by nick wiley September 23, 2020

niggling depression

Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"

You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."

by BlackNiggasBrotherhood August 3, 2017

Tropical Depression

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.

Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.

by Jaymz Kilmister August 9, 2021