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Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020
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Nigga curtain

That one porno where that nigga hid as a curtain
Nigga lamp: Hey dude have u watched nigga curtain?
Josh: yes man
by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020
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Daylight Curtains

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!
by anonymous October 4, 2020
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curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.
by Skinny dick October 6, 2017
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Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug
by Bantsas October 10, 2017
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chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol
Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol
by izakbwalz October 10, 2017
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017
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