storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.

Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.

by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll April 2, 2010

Zion Curtain

The Israel-Gaza Border Wall

Did you hear the news? Palestine broke through the Zion Curtain

by ChloeClorox June 1, 2024

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Bong curtain

A scrappy homemade curtain (usually tacky and flower print) that hangs over the cubby in your wall/ desk where you hide your bong.

"Hey man, that's a tight bong curtain!"

"Hey man, shut the bong curtain"

by kavachan August 25, 2011

Curtain

“curtain” being an act of grading on the shower curtains while signing a Katy perry song until the curtain gets stuck in between your cheeks

Man I can’t wait to take a shower and commit a curtain

by Mrtoesuckler May 19, 2022

couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch

Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain

by child if God December 7, 2015

chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017