flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Crystal dilly

A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.

Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?

by vqmett February 24, 2023

Crystal Dawn

A very fine looking person who's short who doesn't know how who's always been there for me even tho I ghosted her for few times already.

Sure crystal dawn sure

by Unknownriprettyhuman March 4, 2023

Crystal

A kind, loving person who has a big heart and is willing to forgive you for your mistakes . If you have Crystal in your life hold on to her tight and cherish the love she gives you, you will regret it and wish that you could go back and fix things.

Crystal, she is the love of my life.

by supercalafragestic June 1, 2024

crystal

the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it

ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT

by unknownkisskiss June 16, 2024