When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!
GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
by G-PrimeRib October 20, 2010
A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.
by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009
When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
by John Cocktoastun February 23, 2009
by matt in the hat October 22, 2003
by Wordmaster B January 03, 2005
An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"
by vballhunk May 27, 2005
Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
by detlionfan April 20, 2009