by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022
Get the Destiny’s Child mug.A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses
by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018
Get the accoustic child mug.When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.
A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.
by ApricotFields June 15, 2020
Get the Child Crush mug.Do you think my floppy child is small
I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again
I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child
I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again
I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child
by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009
Get the Floppy Child mug.A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood
by Child manh April 25, 2023
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Get the Angry child mug.A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.
Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.
by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022
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