Cheapcheep

The superior version of Cheecheep

Cheapcheep is stupid. (False)

by Sandman46 August 4, 2023

chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 16, 2010

chapatsu

Chapatsu is a common Japanese hairstyle that involves bleaching and/or dying one's hair.

Chapatsu (which translates to “brown hair”) can be commonly seen among teens, especially teens that dress in Ganguro, Kogal, and makeup styles, and is often used to accentuate tan skin.

With that skin tone she'll never look good in chapatsu.

by Some gaijin. December 9, 2010

Chapelbating

The act of masturbating during a church service. Most likely, it's the man sitting in the back row all by himself. He's been caught chapelbating before, but they don't want to kick him out of the church because they're trying to be good people. So, no one sits around that one guy in the back.

Man #1: "I think I hear that guy in the back Chapelbating, bro."

Man #2: "Yeah, he's that guy that does that. No one sits around him because of it."

by SoHighThatIFeelLikeDying April 4, 2011

chapcaked

When someone gets so bummed out they want to shove a fire hydrant up your ass.

She was very chapcaked after I had intercourse with her mom and told me to fuck off.

by Nicknogg double g July 25, 2016

Chap catcher

A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.

"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Chapel Hat Pegs

A Derbyshire phrase for the effect of cold on one’s nipples

Eee, it wer so cold, me nipples wer like chapel hat pegs

by TheDefinernator October 18, 2022