Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

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Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

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Carl Ligglebottom

Carl Ligglebottom is a fictional character usually used on TikTok in Goofy ahh videos with Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle) Hey Quandale Dingle here, I’m with my friend Carl Ligglebottom

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Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him

You are like a grant james carling; GREAT

by IwasHereonce November 12, 2023

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Carl

Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.

Carl is fat and gay

by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021

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