testicular cancer

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.

OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!

by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006

terminal cancer

what you call someone or something when that certain thing or person makes you want to kys

Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer

by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016

Good Guy Cancer

Is When A Male always being pushed around and getting advantaged of by females that are “Just a friend.” To them. It is a illness that will be contagious for weeks, Months, Maybe years. Good guy cancer is also a guy who is just Good, Kind, caring and understanding. Good Guy Cancer Can be only get rid of if you can A. Explode your anger out of the person that fucks you over. B. Change your ways And C. Pass it on to the next person.

Peter: Dude, Shes so fucking beautiful man.. I’ll give her my whole world and everything. I love her..
Andre: Uh, My nigga you got good guy cancer, Joanna is a thot.

by Yaboyc February 25, 2018

SERF Cancer

Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist

He has passed away from SERF Cancer

by SamHewson123456789101112131415 June 5, 2017

cunt cancer

Cancer of the cunt. It is a serious condition that you should see a doctor for.

Shit I have been diagnosed with cunt cancer!

by shannon369 February 9, 2009

cure for cancer

A seemingly impossible accomplishment that everyone wants to see happen, but no one knows how to achieve.

Random Guy #1 "Holy crap, Budweiser just invented a hangover-free beer!"
Random Guy #2 "Wow. What the hell's next, a cure for cancer?

by SnipeYou September 1, 2006

kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004