extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.
by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021
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by Ladyvulpine February 19, 2022
Get the California married mug.1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes
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Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.
I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
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I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021
Get the california choad mug.Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.
My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!
by John Flacek May 24, 2009
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Get the California Sunset mug.The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!
I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!
by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008
Get the California Mudslide mug.while gettin head from a hot ass breezie, right before you cum in her mouth, plug her nose and shove the cock further down her throat, so she swallows and chokes on the cum on accident while she inhales for air
i was with this girl, and she was givin head, so i gave her the california choker, and watch her choke while i was on the bed chillen
by kw, jd, rb September 18, 2003
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