California Flu

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

by the eyeball May 15, 2017

California Solo

Masturbating in the Pacific Ocean

The beach was so full of hot babes, that in order to avoid a woody I had to go in the ocean and get a California Solo

by il brutto March 20, 2013

The California Drift

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009

California Sunset

when you t-bag a girls tits

Hey man i California Sunset on 5 pairs of titties last night

by David S Bobby C Josh M Phil L January 22, 2009

California Mudslide

The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!

I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!

by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008

california choker

while gettin head from a hot ass breezie, right before you cum in her mouth, plug her nose and shove the cock further down her throat, so she swallows and chokes on the cum on accident while she inhales for air

i was with this girl, and she was givin head, so i gave her the california choker, and watch her choke while i was on the bed chillen

by kw, jd, rb September 18, 2003