corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason

Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night

by duemoturion June 10, 2017

Cortorating

not doing well in school

George was cortorating in school, so he had to go back down a grade.

by Tommy Mark May 11, 2018

Coronate

To urinate outside and avoid public restrooms in fear of contracting the coronavirus

Tom- "Man I got a coronate! My bladder is too full and that public restroom looks like a corona virus orgy waiting to happen! "

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

copoerate

To work with a team of people in the task of locating a vampire's pores.

Also they needed to copoerate to find the vampire king vampore

"Guys, we need to copoerate before we can cure dracula's acne!"

"Good god, that prep really needs some copoerative action before he can ever hope to get a lady vampire on his side!"

by Janucide November 2, 2020

Corperator

He's a fucking idiot.

Dude have you heard about Corperator, i want him to die

by gopackeiaf September 28, 2020

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022

Corporal-general

A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.

Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.

Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.

"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."

by Dr Mg October 14, 2022