A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
by Big slick 29 December 26, 2021
When you try to start a round of applause with the "spark" by clapping but no one else joins in and it quickly dies leaving you feeling really embarrassed and everyone staring at you awkwardly.
David: I was at an awards banquet and I saw a girl go up then I tried to start an applause reflexively. No one followed me and everyone started just staring at me.
Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap
Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap
by DaWizard65 May 16, 2013
When you have a phone or IPad in one hand and applause is required. You slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. Lap Clap
I had my phone in my left hand so I slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when Bill received his award. Lap claps come in handy.
by MontanaBill May 27, 2013
by Craig February 28, 2005
The gentle art of moving your buttcheeks in a motion that looks like clapping, and makes a sound similar to it
by RM9G January 01, 2020
when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands
by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004
McCloud: achh no Gareheart.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.
by Robert H March 08, 2006