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Kendall x Christopher 

Such a cute couple that defenitly belongs together (CHRIS ASK HER OUT OR ELSE!!!!)
Kendall x Christopher is better then ur parents!

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

St. Christopher's Necklace 

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

ChrisTopFuR 

Means Alpha Nigga. Own user of gender can't be judge by a binary or gay faggots. Not to be confuse by furry . Been around since 1990 .
Can't be judge by a queer,gay or a binary faggot.. Basically saying fuck you're gender Meaning of ChrisTopFuR

christopherhitchenswatch 

A small, strange slice of internet where 9-11 Truthers, anti-anti-anti-Semites, suburban anarchists, witless youtube auteurs, and other dysfunctional malcontents gather to vent frustration at their rotten lot in life. Anglo-American writer Hitchens serves as eponymous talisman, but the crew's interests are broad, encompassing everything from alchemy to the Chicago Cubs.
"I've been to Burning Man, I've had a drink with a nudist hermaphrodite midget, and I've clicked on christopherhitchenswatch, but you're the strangest thing I've ever seen."
christopherhitchenswatch by kidblast November 17, 2009