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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023
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Canadian Snowballer

A self proclaimed weak amateur male porn star. Who is a Canadian Jew that wreaks of passionate dude love. Great at the Snowcone volcanoes.
by MeHoffJack January 13, 2017
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Canadian Bobsled

In Canada here everyone knows what bobsledding is but not like this. She has a pony tail to side. You get running beside her holding the pony (push bar) and then spin around jumping in the sled (slamming your cock down her throat)
by Fbgm2017 December 12, 2017
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Canadian Gadarr

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Canadian Gadarr Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living
Canadian Gadarr Kesari collects $2 m in overseas .. epic shame
by begaana_begaani July 22, 2019
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Canadian Thanksgiving

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum
My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.
by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021
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canadian favour

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry aboot that.

Alternate definition: apologising after every thrust during intercourse.
Oh, he gave me a real Canadian favour last night, eh.
by LilBabyYi September 8, 2016
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Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.
Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**
by Papa Macro January 5, 2023
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