tuff bucks

basically means it sucks to suck

“my turtle died”
“tuff bucks”

by ur moms a simp April 4, 2020

buck and a fuck

The day you harvest a buck and also have sex with a girl . Usually it can only happen once a year in certain states .

I'm going hunting tomorrow, hopefully I can get a buck and a fuck.

by On'ald April 21, 2018

Destruct-a-Buck

The act of driving around in broad daylight in search of deer, or bucks, and then striking them with your car in the middle of the road, effectively killing the animal. Then indulging yourself and your partner to some hardcore anal sex over the dead animal and whilst on the road. Commonly during the act, partners use brute force on their partner and the corpse alike, but remember, NO FUCKING THE DEER. That's beastiality and gross.

Tom Cruise - Hey Eric, wanna go Destruct-a-Buck?

Eric Cartman - No, sorry brah, I got caught last time on account of me FUCKING the deer

Tom Cruise - What the hell is wrong with you

by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017

buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Mini Buck

1. A name for a buck, in a miniture size. Usually in the shape for a little dog. Princess, specifically. Mini Bucks like to run around prtending they own the place and they also know how to walk on the table.

2. Any one who knows how to touch the buck extremely well. The person or animal that usually is tan, had dark hair and a triple chin. Commonly referred to as buck touchers.

" Hey Jen, "Mini Buck" really knows what she's doing. She's walking around like she owns that place"

" Mini Buck" likes to walk on the table and is an excellent buck touching master.

by femalan. February 8, 2010

bucks and ugs

Reference to a middle class white privilege girl (usually sporting Ugs and holding the starbucks flavor of the moment)
Coming or going to community collage. Loves jesus but mad at daddy. Always entilted to more. Not a raciest because of her black friend.

"Meet any girls last night?"
"No, place was full of shallow Bucks and Ugs doing shelfies."

by brickeycrow January 13, 2018

V-Bucks

Something that 6-year old kids buy using their mom’s credit card.

My mother thought my V-Bucks were bitcoin, so she grounded be for life, and tried to spend my V-Bucks on crack. What she didn't know is that V-Buck are from Fortnite, and when she found out she said "I cAn'T bUy CrAcK bEcAuSe Of ePiC gAmEs!11!!"

by Brickdasher1 HD January 23, 2020