British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.

"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall

by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021

British

British is a trendsetter and man of God and a sweet person that will put a smile on your heart he listens and shows love and gives comfort to the weak minded.

British is a great person

by Opalocka Goon November 23, 2021

British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.

American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane

by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic

Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british

by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021

British

Oi Bruvv intiitt GROOOSSSEE

Tea and crumbetrs british init

by ja conbm ulins October 21, 2020

British Trash

A term used to describe white Americans, drawing from the historical fact that many early European colonizers in the Americas were exiled criminals, murderers, and thugs—essentially human garbage dumped by the British Empire to get rid of their undesirables.

Dude, those British Trash over there are always going after people ancestors, but their ancestors were just convicts the Brits shipped off to avoid hanging them.

by Trumpanzee September 30, 2025