Brad

A jerk who goes around acting like a child and will touch every girl that walks by. even if u say dont touch me he still will grab ur butt or stick his hand down your shirt. you should stay away from brad at all costs, every brad ive met is rude arrogent and needs to be tested for STD's

girl: i said dnt touch me
Brad: i dont care (grabs butt)
girl: (slaps brad)

girl 1: did u hear, molly is dating brad!
girl 2:what is wrong with her, i saw him touching three differant girls this morning!
girl 1: what a jerk!

by Ca$$!y November 3, 2011

Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012

brad pitt

An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.

Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.

Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.

by Dick_H July 28, 2005

Drunken Brad... Part Deux.

The act of conuming too much alcohol and trading oral favors with a strange woman who is 15 years your senior.

Dude!! DO NOT be a drunken Brad!!
it is in poor "taste" to tongue a stranger's birth canal after consuming 15 jello shots!!!

by debra May 13, 2005

brabded

A homosexual (Romanian)

<Ophiocus> your just jealñous cause am better brabded
<Ophiocus> fuck me mad

by Crusher April 17, 2006

Brad

The action of talking for an excessive period of time with no meaning. Commonly known as chatting shit. The stories that are told in these situations, generally have no meaning or relevance to the given coversation and also entail a lot of lies.

Friend 1: So I had a threesome on the weekend, whilst I was on 6 pills of MDMA.
Friend 2: Sorry mate, but you're chatting absolute Brad right now.

by KrieIsHere March 15, 2019

Bradan

the biggest queer that you will ever meet

you are such a bradan

by thicc schlong May 7, 2019