Brandon

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.

"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"

by Dareen123 August 24, 2016

brandon

A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?

by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016

Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.

Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.

by Timahh July 7, 2019

Brandon

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

by LONGshlongJustin July 12, 2019

brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.

oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon

by balosires9000 June 18, 2019