Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

by dpavlov March 6, 2017

Brandon

Guy with a big dick

Looks like I am a Brandon

by Ipoh March 18, 2017

Brandon

A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.

Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣

by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018

Brandon

A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.

Who the feck invited Brandon??

by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020

brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

by schmilary April 24, 2016