Water boarding

When you pull out and cum on a girls face resulting in some getting up her nose.

Water boarding- the act of nutting up a girls nose after sex

by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.

"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025

Boarding

The penis opened to accept the throbbing cock

We’re boarding now

by Turkeymonster November 1, 2023

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

The board

A gamblers picks for the day

The board couldn’t look any better today if it tried.

by Boradtown1 March 20, 2021

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009