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benjamin

This is the type of boy you will want to marry unless he breaks your heart. Although his blue green eyes are pretty don’t let them decieve you. He is a bit of a hottie tho wearing his footy shorts to show off how fit he is. He loves kids and is the perfect guy you want to marry. He is kind and his mullet makes him even better. So if you read this marry the next benjamin you see unless your name starts with a z or t or a or r.
Ah theres a benjamin he’s definitely a keeper
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Buttcrack Benjamin

Noun;

Buttcrack Benjamin’ is a nickname presented to the boy named ‘Benjamin Hart-Littler’. This nickname was presented when his group of friends discovered that he was conceved out of his fathers anal cavity.

Other names;
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“Ayy Buttcrack Benjamin, hows it going?”
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Benjamins

Slang for money, specifically hundred US dollar bills because they have a picture of Benjamin Franklin on them.
He got new job with a massive pay raise.

Ah, I see. Earning those Benjamins!
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Benjamin Lint

A guy who is averagely good at funky friday and it horrible at Garry's Mod and is obbsesed With Super Mario 64
"Benjamin Lint" doesnt want to do his math
by Mr. Taz July 12, 2022
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Benjamin

Curly hair he has stunning eyes they sparkle everytime I can't get tired of looking at him did I mention he looks sexy too
Woah Benjamin look at that smile so hot

Fuck me anytime
by J♡ November 21, 2023
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benjamin

the worst most annoying person you will ever meet he sucks so hard
omg he is such a benjamin
by stuf 5782 May 4, 2022
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Benjamin

Benjamin is the most amazing boyfriend or best friend you could ever have. He will never judge you for anything, as wierd as it is. He will love you no matter what and will never give up that love. He gives the best hugs. Whith Benjamin, he stops time and you can talk with him for hours. He is tall, amazing hair, likes the color purple and has a passion for basketball. If you ever meet a Benjamin dont let him go, you will regret it.
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I love you Benjamin
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