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Beaner Baller

A white girl who only dates spics, wetbacks, beaners or latino men.
Usually has half breed spanish kids and listens to latin music. Only dates latinos.
Girl 1: Elise was called a beaner baller 4 times this week.
Girl 2: I know, she's as bad as a mudshark. Even my mom calls her a beaner baller.

Beaner Baller Latino Lover mudshark oil driller
by GinoWhitebred November 21, 2016
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Bean'ed

A head, shaped like one of the following:

*A kidney bean- mostly seen on muslims , they usually wear beany bandages (turbans) to protect their sore heads. but if you unravel it you can see the 8th wonder in the world.

*An egg- smelly bean that has a point at the top.

*A peanut- either has a really dry and wrinkly bean, or a greasy bean.

*A malteaser- bit racist? also known as a black airhead

*A jelly bean- sometimes fragranced, and very edible looking.

*A watermelon- perhaps sometimes green from far too much uphill gardening, or more world widley known for a good ol bit of bushwhacking.

*In some rare cases/ a bowling ball- usually known for the bulldog looking nose and cheeks, with a very shiny and sometimes reflectionable slap head. the bowling ball bean is sterotyped for polishing their heads before they go out to make the ladies swoon and fall to the floor.

Here are some famous beans;
Torvil & bean
Bean gaffney
Bean elizibeth
Bean victoria
Bean windass
Beany todd
Bean bowditch
Bean ashton

Bean'ed is also refered to as slap'ed for the lols
billy* hey pete and mike do you see that bean'ed over there ->

pete and mike* yeah ROFL how could we miss that great big bean bandage he calls a turban!?
by warrenclose December 20, 2010
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Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.
Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.
by Smelly Smellerton June 25, 2010
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beaner

Last night I got a beaner from this chick I met at the club.
by Beaner Boy August 31, 2008
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beanerschnitzl

a dirty mexican usually found on street corners trying to purchase rice or beans.
"What the fuck is that mexican guy on the corner doing?"

"just buying rice like the beanerschnitzl he is"
by The Jagr May 30, 2009
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Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.
It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!
by juno44 January 26, 2010
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beaner

Jimmy is a beaner af bruh
by weenie suck March 27, 2019
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