by uknowitsmela April 30, 2010
Get the May 1stmug. by Mother Duckling October 30, 2019
Get the May 11thmug. National Blowjob Day
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
by NBJD May 27, 2018
Get the may 21stmug. by Naughtdays May 30, 2019
Get the May 31mug. May 24th is National Beautiful Girl day. If you have a girlfriend, you must screenshot this and send it to her, complimenting her
by Philly the Spilly May 24, 2019
Get the May 24mug. random bitch : "when's your birthday?"
sad bitch : "24th may"
random bitch : "oh damn"
sad bitch : "yea i know"
sad bitch : "24th may"
random bitch : "oh damn"
sad bitch : "yea i know"
by Alex.O is a NONCE December 10, 2020
Get the 24th maymug. by Harley 👁🐣 May 21, 2019
Get the May 21stmug.