redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
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Get the balloon cider mug.The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.
Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
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Get the balloon knot mug.Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
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his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
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his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
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his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
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