balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

Balloon

can be ballooned to a balloon to pull it balloon. It is balloonly balloon to balloon the balloons of balloon. balloon balloons balloons being ballooned balloon. The balloon balloon of balloon causes the balloon to work balloon fwhere balloon

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by Anon Egg June 21, 2023

Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.

Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"

by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024

Brownwater Balloon-Bash

A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses

"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

Balloon Twerk

Putting balloons down your trousers, creating fabulous buttocks that you then proceed to rub against the face of your unsuspecting friend and/or family.

Dude! Bro! Did you just balloon twerk on my mum, bro?

by ballloooonnneeerrr March 25, 2021

thot balloons

Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)

Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!

by plankton jacobs April 23, 2019