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A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024
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bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 November 17, 2015
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bagel in the oven

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven
by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015
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burg bagel

The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.
After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.
by burgbagel September 19, 2019
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Bagel Brain

This word, Bagel Brain is Battle Fore BFDI Donut (BFDI)’s Nickname be a here

Example (Clip be BFB 8)
Donut:You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host!
Lollipop:Hahahahaha. You're actually using my nickname?
Donut: Hey shut up, it’s a habit!
Used be A battle for bfb be knowing battle for dream island season 4 be Episode 8 be called be “Questions Answered“. Of one scene be saying a here be word.
Reused be A fandom be copy and paste, and be bfdi is owned by jacknjellify (be A Cary Huang)
BFB is season 4a be clip is here 1:21 Is be word.
Bagel Brain! 🥯🧠
by Greyisblack666 August 9, 2024
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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.
"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"
by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
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Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
by PannyRipper August 2, 2024
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