Butt Burrito

A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".

She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.

Butt Burrito by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010

Eat the Burrito 

To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.

The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.

Eat the Burrito by Jason Denton April 20, 2010

sexfast burrito 

The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.

She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.

sexfast burrito by B.tizzle October 14, 2012

Johnny B. Burrito 

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate

I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional

Johnny B. Burrito by Jobertello November 13, 2009

California Burrito 

The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.

Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.

California Burrito by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015

Mexican Burrito 

You you stick a burrito in your partners mouth, have sex with it, and then eat it afterwards.

I gave your sister a Mexican Burrito yesterday.

Mexican Burrito by LSD MILF BONG June 29, 2009

Sour Cream Burrito

The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.

Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."

Sour Cream Burrito by McLrn227 September 27, 2008