Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
by BobBuilds April 29, 2022
Alyssa is the most beautiful but yet stubborn person you can ever meat. She makes the best out of hard times. When she tries to please you and you don't like it she will say " it's done so it's done I and done trying to please you. She is the most beautiful, humble and kind girl you you will ever meet. She finds it very hard to say no and is often taken advantage of for. She has very bad friends but tries to make the best out of them. She is very funny and friendly. There is no doubt that you will like her or fall in love with her at first sight. She will set and example to young ones. She tries to be inspiring, but doesn't know that she already is. She can also be annoying or aggressive
Alyssa: so I tried to say....
Person: I don't care try harder next time...
Alyssa: you know what I am done
Person: I don't care try harder next time...
Alyssa: you know what I am done
by Lifly April 11, 2020
An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
by Bitchfit…… February 20, 2025
Hardcore white girl who is very tall and black. She likes to talk a lot but don’t go up to her and say hi, because she’s shy and won’t talk. She eats strawberries and loves liver to death. Never EVER!! Ignore Alyssa. She will get u
by Me..: March 17, 2023
The ugliest girl you will ever meet. She thinks shes ugly and fat even tho other people tell her shes not. She is usually a Virgo and born in September. Alyssa is kind and sweet but so insecure and puts other people before her.
by Real word definitison November 03, 2019
the ugliest bitch ive ever fucking seen, ghetto hoe with red crusty fucked up hair, piercings aint for everyone ho.
that bitch alyssa is ugly as shit
by skinnyqurens548 April 20, 2024