aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.

We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.

by Conrad Karl September 05, 2016

aaron rosengarten

A well read person who is a complete pussy while around any girl who happens to be his girlfriend. A dream chaser.

Dave can't come out tonight because his girlfriend said no. He's a total Aaron Rosengarten.

by HiImDudets June 13, 2019

Aaron Downing

Being the handsomest son of a bitch on any northbound means of transportation.

Renaldo: There's some handsome mother fuckers on this train but he is by far the Aaron Downing of the bunch!

by Rusty Salmon September 14, 2019

aaron english

Perfect.

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 23, 2021

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 07, 2023

Aaron woods

Aaron woods is an amazing drummer who in the band at the end of me and also drums for the ghost club

Aaron woods

by Ethanjepson9 May 18, 2019

Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

by AbigScott June 08, 2020