Ashlei

The worlds never dull with an ashlei she will light up you life like a ray of sunshine

Wow I love ashlei

by Retrostix January 11, 2019

Ashliee

Ashliee may be a common name, but by having 3 vowels next to eachother, it gives it a not-so-common twist. It makes a used name unique.

"How do you spell you name?"
"Ashliee"
"are you for real? Why would your mom do that to you!?"

by CBlovesYa June 25, 2009

Asheel

A stupid little prick with nothing good for him in the future. He is often seen outside medical centres drunk out of his mind. They are also known for long strains of high-pitched demonic screeching.

Look at that passed out guy in that alley!! Must be an Asheel

by BigShlong86 April 22, 2020

derek ashley

A common running joke in newfoundland refering to to homosexual men; Mike Grant and Derek Ashley. the joke arose from the remark that Mike Grant is a fag and always says Derek Ashley's name in full with a very serious tone which was then satirized to the extent of sounding like batman from the Dark Knight with a mix of Dr. Tran. The joke has many implementations and uses; a common being the saying of Derek Ashley in the use of Marco Polo.

Example 1
guy 1: DEreK!
guy 2: Ashley!
Mike Grant: im right here...

Example 2
guy 1: wheres Mike?
guy 2: probably off in the shed with DEREK ASHLEY

by IMAVIKING March 15, 2010

The Levels of Ashley

The steps of calling one who sleeps around too much.
Least
|
v
Greatest
1) Trashy
2) Hoe
3) Bimbo
4) Tramp
5) Skank
6) Slut
7) Whore
8) Prostitute
9) Hooker
10) Cum Bucket
11) Ashley

John: "Sally knows how to get around town."
Fred: "Yeah, she's a total Ashley."
John: "Seriously, an 11?!"
John: "Jane is a whore by the way."
Fred: "Yeah, a number 7 on The Levels of Ashley."

by YeahhhBuddyyyy69 November 15, 2011

Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

by Period pain March 9, 2019

Ashley Tisdale

Okay. Not good, great, bad, or terrible. Just okay. One would come to realize when coming across something like an interview on TV or in a magazine, if you can at least sustain the sight of that weird face of hers. Or finding out that the porn star and the prettyboy cunt aren't her friends anymore. Or even just because she's not with Disney anymore and that biohazard blond hair is now a strange colored brown. But still be kept caution after hearing that she's still eight kinds of people at once, and she is that old to still be wanting anything she wants.

Great - Obviously, no female stars have gotten here.
Good - Hayden Panettiere/Taylor Swift
Okay - Ashley Tisdale
Bad - Projects "Demi"/"Selena"/others from Disney/Jamie Lynn
Terrible - Projects "Miley"/"Vanessa".

Mary: What do you think of this girl?
Tim: Meh. She's Ashley Tisdale.
Mary: NUH UH!!! She can't be! Only Hannah Montana could be 2 different people! AHHHH!!!
Tim: No, you fucktard. I mean she's not bad. She's okay, but keep looking.

by Smart American Male June 8, 2009