Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.

"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."

by Nichtus May 9, 2013

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

top buster

Someone described as the Top Buster is the person who overall busts the most nuts.

Corey is the Top Buster on the lacrosse team.

by ly1212boom June 6, 2023

wop top

An alternate name for a wife beater, specifically one worn by someone of italian descent

Ay Paulie wop tops are on sale!

by Ryanbom December 4, 2021

Top 30

A word that the Urban Dictionary puts in the top 30 list that is up there for no reason.

Top 30 word rn is Watermelon Sugar.

by Curry King 123 March 8, 2021

birthday top

When a girl/ boy gives their significant other or someone they like head for their birthday

“Girl he gave me birthday top, it was the best I’ve ever had”

by Disney3.6.5 May 25, 2018

top players

A specific elite social bracket of MMORPG players. Common characteristics of a top player include:

Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.

DEADLY COWARD IS A TOP PLAYERS!!!11~ - Khaz (and the majority of AE)

by Deadly123 November 25, 2007