meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser

tyler nobbs is a jolly good sport

by riodej October 10, 2019

Sport

Not Chess

"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"

by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

Sports

A Fucking waste of time that can’t cure obesity

Hey how was sports it ate a potato

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019

sport

Sport is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment

I watched that sporting activity the other day

by thatidnide January 26, 2018

Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

by BonyT November 5, 2019