by pussyeater391 April 22, 2019
Get the parker hoymug. Parker is the nicest guy you will every meet he is sweet kind and kinda cute he is athletic and he is very sociable and is loyal to his friends there is no one you will every meet be better than Parker
by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020
Get the Parkermug. An awesome person who plays hockey. Every body likes him and he is the coolest in the school and has the best collection of hockey cards. He is super funny and everybody wants to hang out with him.
by insaneinsaneinsane November 18, 2020
Get the liam parkermug. Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
by Dlyons January 7, 2022
Get the Brant parkermug. by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023
Get the retarded seahorse(parker)mug. every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc
by samsosexy June 10, 2025
Get the sam parker jonesmug. 