poser

A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".

Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*

by powertrash July 28, 2008

Poser's poser

The group of young black guys and girls kept acting like they were from Southie, then calling white kids who acted like they were from Compton posers.

He/she was the poser's poser, the kind of poser who wouldn't tolerate disrespect of posers.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though

celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"

by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023

poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't

Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.

by lotubs8 October 26, 2009

Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.

"I'm rick James Bitch!"

by Kremer June 6, 2004

poser

some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

by bob jeans July 20, 2008

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.

Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021