Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 02, 2024

Tag Lag

experiencing a slow or delayed response form outlook when tagging an email.

"Where did that email just go? I tagged it and now its gone. It must be due to Tag Lag"

by Scheduling March 06, 2024

Jet Lag

When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.

She's on her first year of the JET program. I feel so JET lagged.

by serpentlover January 10, 2017

Jet lag

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Jet Lag

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

by TeamEpic23 December 07, 2022

Locomotive Lag

It is similar to Jet lag, just that it happens after train travel. We feel sleepy and train.

Since I came today morning from home by Rajdhani express, I am feeling locomotive lag.

by Sagar Sonii November 21, 2023

DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.

3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"

by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014