A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.
Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.
Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.
Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.
Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023
Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!
Guy: Oh! Hey babe!
Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?
Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?
Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...
Lady 1: And what is that bulge?
Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.
Guy: Oh! Hey babe!
Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?
Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?
Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...
Lady 1: And what is that bulge?
Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.
by Professor Kickflip November 22, 2013
Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.
by Sneed2600 August 18, 2022
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A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.
2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.
4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.
4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016
Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
by KindOfACock June 09, 2014
Daddy johnny is known as the best discord mod and twitch mod for the twitch streamer “doitfoemonta” he is also known as the most handsome and cutest man in the world. Daddy Johnny pulls all the e kittens once he shows them his 12 inch cock(send him a dm for a pic). Daddy johnny also is loved by the whole community. Everyone knows Daddy Johnny as Batman who is the partner of Robin which is Daddy Cujo. Johnny is also known as the best person to fuck and have e sex with.
E Kitten 1: Do you know Daddy Johnny?
E Kitten 2: Omg are you talking abt the most handsome man in the world with the 12 inch cock?
E Kitten 1: YESSSS!!!
E Kitten 2: Omg are you talking abt the most handsome man in the world with the 12 inch cock?
E Kitten 1: YESSSS!!!
by big daddy johnny June 28, 2023