Dave Mustaine

The best Christian televangelist who has ever lived, even outsold Creed with his awesome Christian music.

Dave Mustaine would make Dr. Ely Gemstone raise an eyebrow.

by stainless67 April 3, 2022

Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

Spongey Dave

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

Dave And Thrusters

Its where u take a whore to dave and busters into the bathroom shove a 10 piece nugget up her cooter and but fuck the shit out of her and then put sweet chick fila sauce in her pussy and gobble it up like a hungry rat at chucky cheese

Jake took samantha the whore into the dave and busters bathroom and did the Dave and Thrusters combo

by Nico the Rat December 25, 2021

DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020

Dave Dunn

the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)

"Dave Dunn is sexy."

by Masakre January 2, 2012